Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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