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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I am quite mature.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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