- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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