- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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