- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A pope meets another one

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

And Stephen Hawking said.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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