- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

i wonder who made this website? a human

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

hey guys im gay

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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