- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Camerons hair is Curly..

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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