What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

your face

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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