- Anti Joke

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

anti jokes are really funny

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you