What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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