WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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A black person dies.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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