- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

your face

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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