- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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