- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

miha kako si?

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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