Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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hi michael

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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The cream, it is coming

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Women's rights.

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