So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Sloths

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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