- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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