Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Daniel is a fag

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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men's rights activists

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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