- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's long and black The unemployment line

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