- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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