- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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