Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Sex

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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