- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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