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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.