89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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