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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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