Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Who wants water? I do.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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