- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's blue? The sky.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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