The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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