- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Your mom went to college

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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