Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why didn't he finish his

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

France had one revolution

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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