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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

TELL

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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