"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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