Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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