Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

your mom gave me head.....phones

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...