- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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