- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A blind man walks into a library.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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