- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??