- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What's the new green? Green

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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