- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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