What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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i just wrote this so hard

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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