Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's brown and sticky A stick

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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