- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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