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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What is older than history?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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