Women's rights

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

Niall Horan

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