whats black? the colour

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Women's Rights

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Neil Lewis

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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a black man pays his child support

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

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