- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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