- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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