Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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