- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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