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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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womens rights

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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willam dafoe

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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