- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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