what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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