I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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