Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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