A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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