whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What's the difference between a lamp?

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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