How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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