- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Water? I hardly know her.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Joke

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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