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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Bob Saget

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between a lamp?

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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