Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

this website even though its hilarious.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Title IX

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

im telling maguire

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