- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

your mom gave me head.....phones

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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