Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Pickles are moist.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What is the name of the car? What

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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