- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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