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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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