- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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