- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A women left the kitchen.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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