knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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