Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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