- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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