- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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