What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

8=> >->-o

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

ejaculation JLR

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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