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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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