- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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