THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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