- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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