An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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