-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Sarah Palin.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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