- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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